Radio XIXX, side A, track 9: “All She Wants Is” by Duran Duran

Duran Duran - All She Wants IsOh, Duran Duran, here’s what I love about this song:  clearly, during recording sessions, someone recorded a woman simulating(?) a sexual moan of pleasure and programmed it into a keyboard or synthesizer or something because one of you decided to make a woman’s sexual moan of pleasure an actual musical note in this song.  Duran Duran, were I to live a million years, it would never have occurred to me to do such a thing.  And of course it opens up so many questions.  Who was the woman who supplied the moan?  How many takes did she have to do before she got the moan you were looking for?  And how exactly do you judge which sexual moan sounds better than the other?  I mean, if it were me auditioning some woman willing to record herself in the throes of passion, I’d be happy with whatever she decided to do.  As soon as that first moan was out, I’d be “Got it!  We’re good!”  Which. . .I don’t know what that says about me, but whatever.  What I REALLY want to know, Duran Duran, is if there’s a recording somewhere of this song strictly made up of this woman’s moans as ALL the musical notes a la “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (see below)?  And if there is one, where can I get a copy?

“All She Wants Is”

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

<awesome Duran Duran jam>

Hey!

Spend your money on the corner now
Know you’ve gotta save some for the shoeshine boys

You’ve been pulling ‘em by the hand inside
Oh
Let’s see all your toys

If you need a lead ta heaven now, just stick around
You’re gonna be there

What do ya care?
What do ya dare?
What does your heart say now?

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

Divine intervention
Couldn’t keep the word from leakin’ out

With your pleasure in suspension
Not to mention what you hang it around

If you need a lead to heaven, yeah
A place to share
In every position

What do ya care?
What do ya dare?
What does your heart say now?

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

More

More

More

Yes, more

<awesome Duran Duran jam>

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

All she
Wants is

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