Oh, Maroon 5, I’ll tell you right now, I think Adam Levine is a gigantic douchebag. Since my wife watches “The Voice”, I’ve had to endure that guy for several years now (pretty much can’t stand Blake Shelton, either, but whatever. If I hear him talk about Oklahoma or do that pointing at his head thing one more time, I might have to cancel any services that would give my wife access to “The Voice”. Why the hell don’t those two ever take a season off?!?!). I was probably more joyful than I should have been when Bloody Face did a number on his character on “American Horror Story: Asylum”. So I was all set to write a bunch of snarky comments when this song showed up on the track list. But I can’t. Because I listened to the song.
It kills me to be complimentary to a band that includes Adam Levine, so instead, I’ll let this clip from “High Fidelity” speak for me, because it sums up what I’m going through right now, Maroon 5: