Oh, Prince, it’s Independence Day here in the 50 states (don’t know how “united” we are right now), and what better way to celebrate than with one of your songs? Seriously, Prince, do you think in a million years that the dudes who declared independence would imagine some random schlub could send out an electronic message (electronic what now?) to the entire world after enjoying listening to a song digitally recorded off the radio (digi-huh? radio whats-it?) by a tiny non-white man named Prince singing in falsetto about how he wants to be the only one who makes a woman come? My guess is the answer is no. But, I do think that if they’d had the opportunity to hear how awesome this song is, they would readily agree that their grand experiment was absolutely worth it.