Oh, Ana and Jordan Knight. . .ya know what, Jordan Knight, let’s not kid ourselves and think I’ve got anything to say to you. I ain’t mad atcha or anything, I’m just being realistic here. If I ran into you and Ana and had to decide who I was going to spend my time talking to, I think we all know what my decision would be. No offense.
So. Ana. How are you? I of course remember this song really well, and not just because it was on “The Heat Seeker Five Disintegrator.” What I specifically remember is you singing “ooo boy”. Oh boy. Yeah. You’re a really good singer, Ana. And you have the voice of an angel. So it would make sense that you’re singing a song about being an angel of love, because every guy my age who was into girls definitely wanted you as their angel of love. Hoo boy.