Oh, Sophie B. Hawkins, you bet I did. Wish I was your lover, that is. Not anymore, of course, I’m a happily married man, but damn, Sophie B. Hawkins, this was and is one of the hottest songs I ever heard in my life. I had no idea what you looked like, but it didn’t matter, because whoever had that kind of voice and could sing that passionately, it absolutely did not matter. Of course, now I realize that we were playing for different teams, so even if I hadn’t been a little too young for you and nowhere near the vicinity of where you might actually be, even if I would have been a good catch, I still wouldn’t have been on your end of the spectrum. I really needed to pay more attention to those lyrics, Sophie B. Hawkins.
It’s fine, though, really. I’m just super excited to have you back in my life, and it also bodes well for the next several days if these are the kind of gems the 9@9 is going to be kicking out. I think I’m going to listen to this one again, Sophie B. Hawkins. Damn.