Oh, Fat Boys and The Beach Boys, God bless the ’80s. Where else but the ’80s could you guys come together to make a mash-up of rap and beach music? The only reason I even believe it exists is because I actually recorded this gem off the radio and was delighted when I did because I loved all of you very, very much. Would something like this even be able to happen today? I’m not very up on the rap scene these days. Most of my rap knowledge was limited to my radio tapes, so basically Fat Boys, DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, and LL Cool J were the only acts I knew. And I don’t know that my knowledge has expanded that much since then. Maybe Nelly and New Kids On The Block? Lil Wayne and Color Me Badd? I don’t know, Fat Boys and The Beach Boys, and it doesn’t really matter. Even if somebody attempted such a thing again, it wouldn’t be as magical as a Fat Boys beat box dancing together with a Beach Boys harmony. The world is a better place because this song exists.
“Wipeout”
Heheheheheheee wipe oooout!
<awesome Fat Boys and The Beach Boys jam>
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Heeeeey, watch out
Here we go
Wah wah waaaaah
Here we go
Hey hey hey hey heyheyheyheyhey ho
For three years straight we toured the nation
When we get through, we needed a vacation
We wanted to party
And get a little rest
So we packed owa things and headed out west
We got the surfboards
Took the beach ball out
Jumped in a limousine ready ta wipeouuuut
<awesome Fat Boys and The Beach Boys jam>
Now, we’re ready to go
Here we go, here we go
One one two one two one two hit it D
Here we go
We got ta California, I said heeeaded for the beach
There were girls galoooore
All within our reach
There was sand and sun and lots’a fun
But when we get there the fun really begun
So we cut on the box
And started ta shout
It was the Beach Boys rockin’ huh huh the “Wipeouuuut”
<awesome Fat Boys and The Beach Boys jam>
Wa-ah-ah-ah
Wawawa-ooo-oooooo
Wa-ah-ah-ah
Wawawa-ooo-oooooo
Dit dit dit
Dit
Dit dit
Dit dit, ditrrrrritdit dit dit dit dit dit, hit it D
The sun went down and the night began
We was rappin’ for the people, cold chillin’, my maaaan
Just partyin’ hard
Makin’ lots’a noise
When around the corner came the real Beach Boys
So we all jumped up
And started ta shout
“Let’s all sing the song
Called the ‘Wipeouuuut'”
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Heeeeey, watch out
Wah wah waaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Stay go stay go stay go
Bring, bring it out bring it out now
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wah wah waaaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Heeeeey, watch out
Wah wah waaaah
Wipin’ out, wipe out
Mixed Tape Masterpiece 